We used to be quite good at the old pub quiz - we came in an actual podium position most weeks, came first a few times, won some crates of beer - but this new one is terrible. The quizmaster woman can barely pronounce words, such as "ochre" (pronounced as "Ok-ree"). And since when was the name of Billie Piper's new baby news? News according to HEAT magazine maybe, but to the rest of us, it's just plain boring rubbish that no one really cares about.
Well, we just give ourselves team names with obscure words in them to get our own back - this week we were "The Mighty Valmorphanizing Power Rangers". Beat that, Team America.
Fuck yeah.
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